Anderson Cooper--How I Adore Thee

i am sitting on my sofa
getting my morning fix of regis and kelly
featuring special guest host anderson cooper
what a lovely way to start the day!

let's go back to the beginning
world news now
where more insomniacs get their news
then there was the mole
now he's on cnn in the late evenings
but lest we think he's an gray-haired egghead
in his chat with kelly
he's revealing that he loves american idol
and mtv's "reality" shows about spoiled teens

and now i'm going to go cough up a lung
before i go down to the office
helluva tuesday!