Monday morning items

while this list is numbered
we shall not consider it a continuation of
the all about me list below
which will be worked on later

1) i really don't like the band train
and i really don't like mornings
so turning on the today show and hearing
this painful warblings of this subpar "rock" band
had me reaching for the remote

2) i really like the first 20 minutes of regis and kelly
that's hard to admit
but it's the first step towards acceptance

3) i have recently taken to sleeping with only a comforter
flat sheets are entirely too complicated
as apparently i am a maniac sleeper
and kick the crap out of it at night

4) things that made me laugh outloud once
can still bust me up
example: JESUS CHRIST!
(anthony, that's all for you...)

5) i need to go to work
highly overrated!