College, as Seen on TV

so as i'm sitting on my sofa
waiting for my 4 loads of wash
to go thru the spin cycle
i discovered that on old classic
"felicity" was on tv

first, a little background for those playing at home
i live in a university apartment building in nyc
like our fair protagonist felecity
but that's where the similarity end
the residents of 912
where the felicity and her fellow sophomores live
are hosting a dinner party
ok, rent for this college dorm apartment
would be at least $3000 a year
of the 4 people living there
everyone has their own bedroom
then there's the kitchen and the living room
and lest we not forget the grand entrance hallway
at one point when someone
needs to have "serious" conversation
felicity says
"i'll leave you two alone, this apartment has plenty of room"
NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT IN A COLLEGE APARTMENT IN NEW YORK!!!!
LIES LIES LIES
and here's the funny thing
it's actually true in her case

oy, i don't want to do laundry

and by the way
it's a lovely day in the city