How Many Vacation Days Does George W. Get?

woke up this morning to the disturbed news
about foiled terror plots for planes leaving the UK
there's really not much i can say about this
other than, hmm, where do you supposed our 43rd president was?
perhaps preparing for a cabinet meeting?
maybe speaking in the oval office to his pals in the religious right?
reading a policy paper about more oil drilling in alaska?
(wait, he has people to do that for him)
nope, he was on his ranch in crawford texas
i read somewhere that george takes FIVE weeks
of vacation in the summer
you are the freakin' president of the united states
get your ass back to washington!