Different strokes

So today I went to the bank to close out my Seattle accounts
and as I'm withdrawal the 12 cents from my "savings" account
I hear a transaction going on behind me
there's a young woman talking about transferring funds
$80,000 to be exact
unfortunately i had to get back to work
or else i would have waited outside the bank
clonked her on the head, and snatched her purse
oh well, probably for the best that i didn't

so i've been trolling the blogoverse
or more popularly called the blogosphere
frankly, neither of those names have a good ring
anyway, i'm always amazed by what people write about
i'm truly stuck in the world of the mundane
the daily goings-on (going-ons?) of my everyday life
i don't write about my thougths of local/state/national/global matters
now i'm going to be honest
i generally think i'm a smart cookie
but i gotta admit that when i read what other folks write
i feel woefully uninformed

and now back to my diatribes about bradgelina
just kidding
(would us weekly every use "diatribe?"
i think not!)