Dreaded reality

ok, i have the weakness of reality shows
as evidenced by the last post about tommy lee
so here's what i've learned

1) i am scared about america's youth
as presented on mtv's "my super sweet 16"
god help me if i stay in the college setting
and these brats cross my path
"i am the prettiest girl, and i deserve this $250,000 party
and oh my god, look, a BMW!"
i just heard my favorite line from a twit of a 15-year-old
"it's like we're celebrities, but not famous"
and seriously, what 16-year-old's parents lets them
pierce their nose or belly button?
the sense of entitlement and lack of authority/rules
is just astounding

2) inxs has a good back catalogue of hits
yeah yeah
i'm one of maybe 16 people watching that show
about them picking their new lead singer
let's chalk that up to the fact that i have
a tv crush on one of the contestants

3) i never want a tattoo as much as when i watch
this show about a tattoo parlor in miami

4) look at items 1-3, you would think
all i do is watch tv
but that's not a true
i just cram a lot of tv into a little time
i'm a master flipper

and on that note
i should go to bed