Sweat & (Outside of) the City

The ultimate car driver has RETURNED from the big city to a delightful land where she can tool around in Flanders, the 2004 Civic. That's right, I'm on Long Island.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

State of the MF Union

so 3 minutes into Bush's speech
and he's already mentioned 9-11
and weapons of mass destruction
that man is good to sticking to a theme

i changed the channel
i don't need to be enraged
especially since alito was confirmed today
so long roe v. wade!

Monday, January 30, 2006

Monday morning items

while this list is numbered
we shall not consider it a continuation of
the all about me list below
which will be worked on later

1) i really don't like the band train
and i really don't like mornings
so turning on the today show and hearing
this painful warblings of this subpar "rock" band
had me reaching for the remote

2) i really like the first 20 minutes of regis and kelly
that's hard to admit
but it's the first step towards acceptance

3) i have recently taken to sleeping with only a comforter
flat sheets are entirely too complicated
as apparently i am a maniac sleeper
and kick the crap out of it at night

4) things that made me laugh outloud once
can still bust me up
example: JESUS CHRIST!
(anthony, that's all for you...)

5) i need to go to work
highly overrated!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Comments rock!

i just wanted to say a big thanks
to kelly, sarah, and bryn
(part of my KICKASS lander RA staff)
for commenting!
seeing comments totally makes my day!
(and it makes me realize what an
awesome staff i had last year
best RAs ever)

so here's what i did today
i finished proofreading a book about jimmy carter
big ups to neil for giving me a nice side gig
there is a special place in heaven reserved for jimmy
what a decent human being!
he inspired me to sign up for a habitat for humanity
trip to alaska
you need to get picked for the trip
and i think the goofy blood thing may hold me back
so keep your fingers crossed

Saturday, January 28, 2006

50 Things to Know About Me

this idea comes completely and totally from jenny
you can read her 100 point list
over at her blog
Bluemoonmama
which i must say
she does a FABULOUS job updating

ok, so here's my list
this was fun to write
so i'll probably do 51 to 100 later

1. I currently live for free in New York City.
2. Ok, that part about free is sort of inaccurate. My apartment is part of my compensation for being a Residence Hall Director.
3. My living room has a lime green wall.
4. I currently had 5 setlists from my favorite musician, Mike Doughty, hanging in various places around my apartment.
5. I still bite my fingernails.
6. I stopped biting them for awhile, but moving cross country brought on the bad habit again.
7. And speaking of moving across the country, I’ve lived on the West Coast twice, but both times I returned to the East Coast.
8. I never moved as a kid.
9. After college I moved 9 times.
10. I hate packing.
11. I was born with 3 spleens (you’re only supposed to have one).
12. And now I have none—they were all removed when I was a kid.
13. I have some really weird blood disorder that freaks out doctors who aren’t familiar with my history.
14. This blood thing means that, despite the fact that I look like a strapping young woman, you’ll see me take the escalator and elevator anytime they are presented as an option.
15. I had a giant crush on Michael J. Fox as a kid.
16. I saw “Back to the Future” 3 times in the theater when it came out, and I saved my SweetTart box, napkins, straw wrapper to make a shrine to him on my Ziggy bulletin board in my room.
17. I am not a neat person.
18. But I’m not a slob either.
19. This means that I have dirty laundry on my floor and my desk is rarely tidy.
20. I miss driving terribly.
21. My last car was a 1991 Toyota Corolla named Homer Jay. His bumper is the picture on my blog.
22. My favorite bumper sticker was “Keep Your Laws Off My Body!”
23. When I had my car, I would love getting in front of people who had bumper stickers contradictory to mine (eg, “It’s a Child, Not a Choice”) so they could read my messages (like “Keep Abortion Legal!”)
24. I believe in quality, not quantity, of friends.
25. People think that I am a raging extrovert when they meet me.
26. But looks can be deceiving. While I am sometimes outgoing and fairly chatty, I find that being around a lot of people really draining.
27. I’d much rather spend the night at home reading a book that at some bar.
28. My motto is “always carry reading material.”
29. I don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. This causes me considerable angst.
30. I never feel like I’m my age (which is currently 31). I always feel like I’m younger than I am. And when I see people close to my age, I often think, “they aren’t like me.”
31. I can’t have a pet where I live, and frankly, I’m pissed off about it.
32. I had a cat when I lived in San Diego. His name is Emmitt, and he lives with my mom.
33. I’m on career number 2.
34. After undergrad, I spent about 5 years working for pharmaceutical companies.
35. I went to graduate school to study counseling.
36. I realized halfway through my program that I didn’t want the responsibility for “fixing” people (even though that’s not what counseling is meant to be about).
37. I paid for graduate school by working as a Hall Director in the building I lived in as a freshman.
38. My mind often is going a million miles a minute—as you will notice, this list sorta jumps around.
39. I have three tattoos.
40. I like my last one the best (it’s a blue star).
41. I pierced my nose a couple of years ago.
42. I’m convinced that I’m going to be a single person for the rest of my life.
43. I have nothing against marriage, but I just don’t think it’s going to happen to me. I just have this sense that I’m meant to be alone in this world (Lord, that sounds melodramatic!)
44. But here’s the funny thing, I don’t want to be alone! Ok, sometimes, I really like being alone, but I think it would be nice to share life with someone.
45. Even though I say I’m not competitive, I really am, so much so that I get super loud and obnoxious.
46. And speaking of loud and obnoxious, I’m lucky I’ve never had anybody throw a punch at me for mouthing off.
47. I really want to go on that TV show “What Not To Wear” because at a 31-year-old woman, I have NO IDEA how to dress. So, whoever is reading this, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO NOMINATE ME. I have no shame, I’ll subject myself to the cameras for some style advice.
48. I don’t believe your feet should ever be in pain, hence my propensity towards Birkenstocks and flip-flops (the least practical NYC shoes ever).
49. I believe item number 48 is a good enough reason to make item number 47 a reality.
50. I love going to see live music, but since I can't dance, I stand there with my arms folded across my chest, so the bands probably think I am not enjoying myself.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Titles are overrated

(in the interesting of full disclosure
which sort of relates to the points below
i wrote this yesterday
i must admit, i'm down in the dumps recently
and that keeps me from wanting to post anything
however, i read jenny's list of 100 things about herself
and that may inspire me later...)

hiya
long time, no post
i've been swamped with the whole RA training/interviewing
opening the building stuff
boring, but true
i wish i could say that i was at Sundance
or joining the crew of papparrazi tailing Brangelina
all around the globe

so today i watched oprah make james frey
feel about 2 inches tall
it was painful
i really felt bad for the guy
granted, i don't agree with the
embellishment of his memoirs to seem big, tough, and badass
but still, it's not like he killed anybody
you'd think he stole oprah's purse and murdered her beloved dogs
the way she was treating him
i'm worried about the guy
i'm afraid he might hurt himself
while again, i repeat, I DO NOT CONDONE LYING IN YOUR MEMOIRS
i do think it takes a great deal of courage
to go on national television and eat shit for an hour
excuse my language

Saturday, January 07, 2006

classic clip and some thoughts

in the spirit of the delightful letterman/o'reilly interview
here's a link to the jon stewart on crossfire from 2004
where he calls out tucker carlson for the ass that he is
look at this dweeb in a bowtie!

right now
i feel all my anger of about the 2004 election coming back to the surface
i think i was able to push it all down deep inside
(in the words of the dear BFF neil)
but it's all getting stirred up again
the fact that the story about the NSA phone tapping
was held by the NY Times until after the election
doesn't help matters
what sort of effect could that have had in 2004?
and then there's the fact that we are in iraq trying to clean up
the mess that's been made as a result of faulty intelligence
or perhaps it's due to the lack of intelligence leading this country
we're one supreme court justice away from turning back the clock
on reproductive rights and civil liberties

i like to think that i'm are fairly accepting of people and their differing opinions
but to think that there are more people in the country who believed
that george w. bush was the better choice for president
truly depresses and angers me

but a new year
means we're one year closer to another election

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I Love David Letterman

if you didn't see tuesday's letterman interview
with bill o'reilly
click here
it is priceless
o'reilly is an arrogant asshole
and dave, how i love thee!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

The Whole Resolutions Game...

so i've got some things i'd like to change about myself
and i've never been the new year's resolution type
in fact, i've never really been the type to make change
i can acknowledge what i want to do differently 'til the cows come home
but damned if i actually do it
that being said, here is a wee little list
1) i would like to be nicer when people approach me
i definitely will rip your head off if i you catch me in the middle of something
and then 30 seconds later, i feel like a piece of crap for being so rude
so i am going to try greet people with a smile
or at least not growl at them
2) explore new york more
specifically, 3 new places a month
i know, that's nothing, but frankly, you gotta start somewhere
3) continue living by the budget that makes my checkbook weep
4) get to bed at a decent hour

and now i'm gonna make number 4 a reality

happy 2006 everyone!